Limericks Spoken!
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There once was a woman named Sam
And she loved honey-smoked ham
She was really big
As fat as a pig
So she's changed her name to Pam

--Alea 

A man fell in a smelly bog
So he washed his hair in fog
But he smelled of balloons
He was as crazy as a loon
So he got a big smelly dog

--Alea 

One day I went to the zoo
And I met a big snake from Peru
So I took him to my house
But he accidentally ate a mouse
And then he became addicted to my kazoo

--Eva  

One day my brother found a star
He was bored so he dipped it in tar
Late at night he awoke
And he smelled like smoke
He was so ashamed he went afar

--Eva  
There once was a guy named Brock
He was as solid as a rock
He got in a fight
And won the same night
And then he turned into a hawk
--Jada   

There once was a man named Sam
He enjoyed the taste of ham
He saw it sizzle
Whoa, for shizzle
And so does his girlfriend Pam

--Jada  
There once was a very fat cat
He found a plant that liked to chat
There was a land with ham
There was also a small dam
That very fat cat turned into a rat

--Brian    		Julian was as stiff as a carrot
He could never get a parrot
He tried and tried
But always told a lie
Julian could never get a ferret

—Evelyn  
There once was a boy named Harry
He was as clumsy as Larry
He was so tired
And man he was desired
And he wanted a toy named Barry

--Jada (with the golden voice)  

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