Limericks Spoken!
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There once was a cute little bug
Who lived in a marvelous jug
It was as light as a feather
And kept out all the bad weather
which caused the cute little bug to be very snug

--Alayna  



There once was a very selfish cat
Who capture a very huge rat
He refused to share
Which wasn't very fair
Which in the end made him very very fat

--Alayna  

There once was a lonely fish
He liked to eat pizza from a dish
He ate so much
That he couldn't touch
His toes even if he'd wish


—Dylan
  


There once was a dragon named Ching
Who wants to say Ching Ling
He asked the bard
To play a card
At the studio Sing Bing

--Gabe Wi.
  
There once was a monkey who belonged to a man
And it was holding a hot frying pan
He let out a squeal
Like a crocodile's meal
That monkey had burned his hand

—James
  


There once was a little black dog
Who always croaked like a frog
His owner was weird
'Cuz he had a green beard
Until they both went out for a jog

--James
  



There once was a really big guy
Who was so fat he could die
He went to Jenny Craig
He ate scrambled eggs
And now it's cool he can fly

--Sam
  



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There once was a person named
Bill
Who dreamed he forgot his pill
He started to kil
Because he was ill
so the doctor gave him his fill
 
—Jordan
  

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