Limericks Spoken!
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Some gum was stuck under a chair
Until it grew green hair
It was gross like mold
But then it was told
The green hair was wonderful to wear


--Sydney
  


The carpet was sad as dirt
Because people kept spilling dessert
It was stained and smashed
And vacuumed and splashed
Until it looked like my forty-seven year old shirt


--Sydney
  
There once was somebody named Bill
Who needed to take his pill
His face got big
And if he didn't dig
He'd get ill and start to kill.


--Taylor Br.   


There once was a fat bug
Who was as slow as a slug
His butt was big
And started to jig
But then he fell in a big jug


--Taylor Br.
  

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We had a very funny cat
Who ate a nasty old bat
He is sick in his bed
Now the vet has said
Mr. cat is now very fat


--Taylor Be.
There was an old teacher
Whose name was Miss Creature
She was gentle as a lamb
And had a dog named Sam
For a teacher she was a great preacher


--Taylor Be.
   
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