Limericks Spoken!
Page 1 and Index of Names
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Hidetaka, Alexandra,  
Chris, Savanah, CJ,
Alexis, Ashlee, Emmitt		 Page 2
Alea, Brian,
Eva,
Evelyn, Jada
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Alayna, Sam,
Dylan, Gabe Wi.,
 James, Jordan
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Kayla, Ally,
 Kobe, Maddie,
  Monica, Nic,
 Ryan E., Ryann B., Vyvian,		 Page 5
Sydney, Taylor Br.,
  Taylor Be.
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There once was a boy from Japan
Who karate-chopped like Peter Pan
He could fly in the air
With his very long hair
But then he got hit by a pan
--Hidetaka   


There was was a black-as-night rose
That a princess greatly desired for her pose
She called on a knight
To tell him her plight
But if she got the rose no one knows

--Alexandra   


There once was a man from Redding
Who went to a great big wedding
On his way back to his house
He stumbled across a mouse
Who started eating the icing (and lettering)

--Chris  

There once was a cunning old hog
Who wanted to own his own bog
So he went to law school
'til he started to drool
Then he turned as sick as a dog

--Savannah  


There once was a fat platypus
Whose friends all called him a wuss
He got as flat as a mat
And saw a very cute cat
Then he married the puss

--Savannah  


There once was an old man named Bill
Who sat on the top of the hill
It made him insane
When it started to rain
Perhaps he could use a chill pill

--CJ   		My old dog was as pale as death
His beautiful name was Seth
He licked a clock
Smelt a sock
And then went to see MacBeth

--Alexis  



There once was a cute little dog
Who loved to sleep like a log
Once he woke up
That cute little pup
He started to jump like a frog

--Ashlee  


There once was a boy named Tim
(And) he was very slim
He liked to play in pools
But they were haunted by ghouls
Who very much liked to swim

--Emmitt   
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