Limericks Spoken!
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There once was a big rock
That always tries to really talk
His mom held his hand
Then he joined a marching band
And he got stuck with a rock

--Kayla   
There once was a boy named Tim
Who had a good friend named Jim
Who got really dumb
And smelled like a plum
And now his friend is at the gym

--Kobe   
I have a dog named Roxy
She is very very foxy
Her bark is a mumble
She is always in troumble
She is a very cute boxy

--Nic  



There once was a girl who made origami
Who smelled like pastrami
No one would buy it
But someone would try it
Then she said, "Oh woe is me!"
—Ally   



There once was a guy named Tommy
Who always wanted a hobby
So he went to his dad
Then got very sad
And felt like he'll go to his mommy.

--Vyvian
There once was a very fun fox
That was a strong as an ox
He loved chips
So he put them to his lips
And accidentally ate the whole box

--Maddie   



The cat was as fat as a pig
The cat was as fat as a wig
The cat was sleepy
The cat slept happily
When the cat woke it was a pig

--Monica  
There once was a man from Eugene
Who had something stuck in his spleen
He was as dumb as a post
But cooler than most
Turns out that it was a bean

--Ryan E.  


Gidget LaRue went to the zoo
Until one scary day something went "Boo!"
So she got out of the way
That very bad day
And headed for blue Peru

--Ryann B.   

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