Limericks Spoken!
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I really like to play paintball
and I watch movies at the mall
movies are great
they're really top rate
and that's how I spent my fall.


I had a great time over the summer
it really wasn't a bummer
surfing is great
it is really top rate
this summer wasn't a bummer.

--Justin
  
Boredly I stare at the clock,
it torments me as it goes tick-tock,
my mind I must keep,
oh no I'm falling asleep,
the bell rings and I'm off in a jott
                               

I saw a sign it read "free kitten"
the kitten was so cute I was smitten
to home I ran,
got my mom in the van,
then my mom got me that kitten.

--Liz   
        
My sister once fell in a lake
She also once on a rake
Swimming is fun
It's better in the suns
Said a big boy named Blake


I like to drink milk in the summer
When there's no milk it's a bummer
It's really good
you really should
Drink more milk in the summer

--Marlene  



There once was a man in Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To see if his dream had come true


I didn't like this summer
It really was a bummer
It was to hot 
I wish it was not    
At least I'm not a plumber


I used to be not tall
I was actually very small
I wasn't very smart
my fav shape was a heart
See' ya,  I’m going to the mall

—Lauren   

This summer I rode a horse
I fell off and stitches of course
It hurt really bad
So I’m telling you lad
I’ll never get back on that horse


I used to be a lot smaller
Now I am a bit taller
I streched and I grew
My toe popped out of my shoe
Now I’ll have to spend my last dollar


There was a small dog named Earl
Who loved to eat and hurl
His hurl is great
It is really top rate
Said Earl the dog that hurled

--Louise
  
My dog Noel was never fat
So we gave my dog a pat
Noel is so cool
Sometimes she drools
Whenever she sees a cat


I went swimming in the sea
It was great I felt free
looking up in the sky
watching birds as they fly
I am lucky to be me

--Madelyn