Limericks Spoken!
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This summer I fell into a lake
and landed on a big huge snake 
so I screamed
then I dreamed
so I killed it with a rake


I used to be four
then I got board
I was seven
then in heaven
so I got on the floor

--Cleo   

My puppy-dog's name is Mia,
If she sees treats, see ya!
Sometimes I need help,
Oh no! She's in kelp,
Time to call my good friend Leah!

—Jandee
  
I used to be short but now I am tall
I used to like spring but now I like fall
The leaves they fall down
To the very soft ground
The piles I rake are so small


I love to drink pop in the summer
Especially with my blue hummer
I love to have fun
Only in the sun
So rain can be kind of a bummer

—Erin
  



This summer at my acting camp
The wind and rain was pretty damp
It was cold
and people were bold
This summer at my acting camp


This summer at Sunriver
We ate lots and lots of liver
It was wet
And we forgot our pet
This summer at Sunriver


There was a small pig named Bob
Who loved to eat corn on the cob
Eating is great
It’s really top rate
Said the pig who ate corn on the cob

--Erin
  



This  summer  during  my  softball  game
my  time  at bat  finally  came
I watched  the  pitch
my  eye  began  to  twitch
but  I  hit  the  ball  all  the  same


I  used  to  go  to  elementary  school
and  there  there  were  a  lot  of  rules
but  now  I  go  to  Monroe
and  in  case  you  didn’t  know
the  rules  here  are  really  jewels


There  was  a  small  cat  named  Bat
who  loved  to  wear  a  hat
the  hat  is  really  great
it  is  really  top  rate
said  bat  who  layed  down  on  a  mat

—Haley
  
I have a dog named Mozart
Who has a really kind heart
He is a good boy
That shakes up his toys
And is really very smart.


I went to see Crater Lake
And I say it’s not a fake
It was very fun
In the great big sun
The next morning I won’t wake.


There was a small frog named Spot
Who loved to eat flies a lot
Eating flies is great
It is really top rate
Said the very small frog named Spot.

—Jason