Limericks Spoken! 2008

• There once was a lonely llama

  Whose legal name was Alana

  She had no friends at all

  And she hated the mall

  So she went crying to her mama

  --Alana

• There once was a woman named Cat

  Whose mother was much fatter than fat

  She walked one day

  In the middle of May

  And woke up on a very large mat

  --Savannah

• There once was a dog name Bog

  Who didn't like all the dirty fog

  One day he faced his fear

  And felt a sort of cheer

  He liked the fog (but not himself) Bog the dog

  --Madison

• Amy took a very great fall

  On her journey to the Ems mall

  As she spotted a bug

  Almost in her good __ug

  Just as she found out she was tall

  --Cayla

• There once was a young boy named Ben

  Who wore on his head a light pen

  He thought that he might

  Have given us a delight

  And he moved his light pen for a den

  --Morgan L.

• Me and my friend went to the mall

  We had fun with the bouncy ball

  We walked and talked

  Then we rode a hawk

  Hopefully we won't trip and fall

  --Danielle

• Yesterday my sister caught a bug

  Then he broke his leg when he dug

  So he started all day

  Then dug all of the way

  And then the little bug needed a hug

  --Bri

• There once was a purple cake

  Which the most famous chef did make

  The flavor was cherry

  But a little bit berry

  But yet it turned out to be fake

  --Bri

• There once was a cute girl named Sue

  She forgot how to tie her shoe

  So she made a good wish that rhymed with the word dish

  Her wish came true

  She wished for a fish

  --Kyrel

• There once was a very sad lizard

  That got its very large tail scissored

  It felt like a bite

  For he was not bright

  And he got caught in a nasty blizzard

  --Kyle

• I sat by the window in my seat

  And watched all the birds go tweet tweet

  I have two bird of my own

  But don’t go tweet in their zone

  But my birds are very, very sweet

  --Erika

• I love to ride my horse Sorse

  My horse has a friend name Morris

  Sorse ate his hay

  For that, he has to pay

  Because he will never get a forest

  --Erika

• There once was a crazy dude

  And he was in such a bad mood

  Because they did tease him

  Especially his bud Tim

  Tim was very, very, very rude

  --Erika